I was on a forced blind date with a buddy. His gf cousin was in town and he needed to entertain her so he pretty much bribed me into going out with them.
This girl was super boring and plain, think Rachel Dratch. We went to dinner and then out for drinks. My buddy and his girl were all over each other. I started feeding my “date” shots. Clearly she was just going along to be friendly.
At this point I decide I’m going to push the envelope and ask her if she’d like to go outside and fuck. Thought she’d get pissed and leave, to my surprise she says ok. So out we go to my buddy’s truck. She tries kissing me then starts giving me head. So far ok, then I tell her to take off her panties, and does and gets on all fours in the back seat, I slip in her hear her moan so I pick up the pace. Then she starts to spasm on her way to vomiting all over my buddy’s van. Way too many Southern comfort shots for her.
Not a good outcome.
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