I got far too drunk at a party and was flirting with a girl I knew for years who was also drunk. She was a rather large girl, so much fun, I loved her company but I had never really considered sleeping with her before, but you know what happens when you and “Willy” get to drinkin’.
Well we end up kissing on a couch together at the end of the night she starts to get Willy out to play and is sucking me off. She suggests going to her room so off we go losing clothes along the way we get to the bedroom and I have a raging hard on she lays down and I climb on top and get a whiff of her Stanky sn*tch and ol’ Willy falls like a wounded soldier and shrivels up like a frightened worm. Game over.
The next morning she says that didn’t end the way I’ve always anticipated it would.., what happened to you last night. ( turns out she had always dreamed someday we would hook up even for one night)
I felt terrible and had to lie and say I was way too drunk and feeling guilty that I was taking advantage of her… rather than your pussy stinks like a goat girl !
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