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Originally Posted by Openyoureyez89
I started this thread hoping for stories on the funny side of life that involve nudity, accidental or otherwise, not just pranks. So here’s a funny story.
My wife and I visited a botanical garden once about 5 years ago. We were both 30. It was a warm day and my wife wore a black summer dress with flowers on it. We have pictures of this day and every time I come across them I’m reminded of this story. It was quite boring but we ended up going inside a greenhouse for tropical plants. As soon as you entered you felt how they kept it very warm and humid inside. You could hear the whir of loud heaters and misters. My wife walked a bit ahead of me and stepped over a wide vent that ran across the walkway. Her dress was immediately blown straight up. Not just to her butt cheeks but to about her stomach. It caught her off guard and it took a second for her to react by trying to push it down before realizing the real solution was to step away from the vent. When it finally was back down, she glanced around to realize no fewer than 15 or so people had turned her way when she shrieked. Half of which were males of all ages that had been treated to a three second view of her ass in a black thong and her jiggling cheeks and thighs as she dealt with it. She was beet red but laughing.
A little later we circled the whole gardens and found ourselves back there. My wife pointed to a couple and said that lady’s skirt is gonna do the same thing. The woman was Asian. Probably mid 20s. I said maybe you should warn her but my wife uncharacteristically had a case of schadenfreude. So we followed them into the greenhouse and sure enough the woman had the same embarrassing moment. She had fuller bottom lacy red panties. About half her cheeks hung sexily beneath them. She grabbed her boyfriend’s hand and stormed out avoiding eye contact with everyone.
If lived in that city I would be an annual member and make my way to the gardens every sunny day and just camp out in the greenhouse.
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"she glanced around to realize no fewer than 15 or so people had turned her way when she shrieked. Half of which were males of all ages that had been treated to a three second view of her ass in a black thong and her jiggling cheeks and thighs as she dealt with it. She was beet red but laughing."
that is SO HOT!!!! I would love to see her cute facial cheeks blushing furiously after she realized she just inadvertently mooned everyone (what I'm sure were) her delicious bum cheeks (_!_) I'd have been sure to walk past her and give her a big knowing smile. Maybe even say something nice and teasing to her. There's also something very hot about 'males of all ages seeing her'.. especially am jealous and thinkin of the younger guys who I'm sure were THRILLED to see the bare bum of a pretty ENF MILF... no doubt they all filed that memory into their long-term spank bank.