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The next applicant for the AM position is Kristi.

Me: Welcome. You were highly recommended by your manager.
Kristi: Thanks

Me: When I looked at your resume, I thought you are a bit light on experience.
Kristi: I'm a fast learner.

Me: I think department head would be good seasoning for your career for now.
Kristi: I would be ok with department head for now. I'm young (only 19) and there will be plenty of time for the next promotion.

Me: I'm glad you are being realistic. Next, I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Kristi: Sure, no problem.