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Originally Posted by kathybates
oh yeah, more than once... I was/am a chronic masturbator.
One time I took one of my fathers empty beer bottles to use as a.... well, you know.
I peeled the labels off so they wouldn't get lost up inside me, gave it a quick bath, and went to town with it.
After I finished, I laid it on my end table and went to go take a shower (I had a big a-framed attic master bedroom.) When I got out of the shower my mom was sitting on my bed with a concerned look on her face. I gave her a little gesture like "whats up."
She raises her hand up, and in the her hand was my beer bottle toy. 
I was 18 and honestly had even tasted a sip of beer.... but I had to take the hit on this one. She told me she couldn't control what I did outside the house, but she didn't want me drinking at home. lol
I said okay and apologized... |
Thats actually pretty funny. How did catching these guys make you feel? Thoughts later or just ignored it?
So there is this trick where you take a water hose and shake it and it will begin to siphon. There is a little gadget with a ball that does this. The ball goes back and forth pulling water and then locking it and then pulling water until a siphon begins..... wtf right
So Im with my gf and we love drinking. So were just hammered and going to town. Just doing everything you can imagine. I was young and had no toys for her. I started searching the house.
Ah here is a beer bottle. I start going to town with this beer bottle on her. Its sloshing around and Im just going at it, shes loving it.
I pull it out and POP very very loud pop. She screamed bloody murder. I was like omg wtf did I do!?
The beer in the bottle was acting like that siphon pushing air out each time I was stroking creating a vacuum...
The next morning we both stood at the end of the bed laughing at the asundry of items I had collected.