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Finding a nurse is really challenging. It seems there is a short supply.

Nurse: Hi, I'm Angie. I hear you're looking for a nurse.
Me: We have a lot of little kids at the Santa display and they seem to always get hurt in one way or another.

Nurse: I love little kids. I work in a children's hospital so I'm use to taking care of kids. Plus, I have two kids of my own.
Me: Interview going fine. Next have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc.
Nurse: Sure, no problem.