Elf Applicant
Me: So, you're applying to be an Elf.
Applicant: Yes, I have some spare time on my hand so I thought this would be a way to kill time and make some extra cash.
Me: Do you have any experience with kids?
Applicant: Absolutely! I have 3 kids of my own.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, scars, etc.
Applicant: No problem.
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