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Old 12-03-2024, 02:43 PM
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Default Security Guard Applicant

A member of the military applied for the security guard position.

Me: So, you are in the military and are wearing your uniform to this interview.
Applicant: I'll free on Christmas break and heard about this opening for a security guard.

Me: Do you have any experience doing security work?
Applicant: Yes, I've done some crowd control.

Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, scars, etc.
Applicant: No problem.
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