Wife and Her Boss
About a year ago my wife put in her two-week notice at her work. And she said that her boss - who is in his late 50s, bald, and going through a divorce - looked like he was about to cry when she told him. Then the next day he matched the offer she had gotten. And when she was still thinking that she'd leave because the next opportunity was too good to pass up, he simply just asked, "what do I have to do to keep you here?"
My wife told me about the counter-offer and her discussion with him that night. And my mind went to a dirty place and I suggested that she goes into his office, lowers her pants so her bare ass is showing , and makes him kiss her ass. Just a few pecks on the bumcheeks; not face buried into ass crack. My wife laughed hysterically at the idea, but also said that that's probably exactly what he'd want to do. Ever since that discussion, I get a full raging hard-on thinking about that scenario. Her older boss on his knees kissing her ass out of respect and admiration.
My wife did end up leaving her previous job. But she says she keeps in contact with her former boss on linkedin. And she has told me that the fact that she did leave there actually puts this idea into the realm of possibility. She would never even consider it if she was still working for him. Of course she's just teasing me whenever she pretends like it's a possibility. But it's a fun idea, who knows.
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