[explorer98]

Well it wasn't a big thing but it caused me a 'big thing' at the time!!!

My youngest SIL and her husband were emigrating and threw a large, family party to celebrate. She's the youngest of five - basically a mini version of my other half - ten years younger and undeniably HOT (think Kylie Minogue hot!)!!

It was a nice enough evening as such things go. I don't drink so my patience and attention for such things tends to be quite limited but as we went to leave, my SIL grabbed me and basically started to hoover my face off!!

A kiss is one thing but this was turning into really heavy-duty tonsil hockey, I was becoming acutely aware of the entire room turning their attention to this five-foot, curly blonde limpet now solidly attached to my face and it was becoming an issue both outwardly and in the trouser area!!!

She clearly didn't give a fuck. Her eldest sister (my SO) was smiling behind her (if a little forced) as was my BIL.

Most strange!

Of more concern was the fact that my youngest daughter was now crying her eyes out, unable to understand why her favourite Auntie was eating her Dad or why!!

Eventually it ended and we went home. Very little was said and it was basically put down to her alcohol intake. At least that was the version I got.

Many years later, it emerged that the reason they were emigrating was that my BIL had been found out fucking one of the other sisters and our marathon snog session at the party was a 'revenge demonstration' by my youngest SIL mainly for his benefit.

Now it all made sense - except the part about him fucking THAT sister - because at that point (and at that time, I'd been part of the family for close to 20 years) we all knew that sister made a sport out of fucking her other sisters' partners/husbands so we all stayed well clear!!

Guess some guys just can't keep it in their pants (I know, I'm one!!).