Hard to say what was worst.
The dead fish who just expected to lie on her back and let my do everything.
The lady I started eating out, then needed the toilet and afterwards tasted like old piss.
The lady I started eating out, had a hairy ass with lumps of shit clinging on to those hairs.
The lady who farted while I rimmed her.
Those who gave me a STD as a reminder.
And even then, I never had one vomit during a blowjob or shit during anal sex. Life can always get worse. Sorry, but you asked for this.
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