[winston optic beer]

As I mentioned in another post, my first partner and I used to go to a quiet beach where we could sunbathe nude. Once when we laying out in a sheltered hollow amongst the dunes, I heard rustling in grass above us.

Without thinking, I stood up to see what was going on. I couldn’t see anything, but heard the unmistakable giggling of a couple of teenage girls. Clearly, they had hidden there to spy on my girlfriend and me sunbathing. When I stood up, I had inadvertently satisfied their desire to see a man’s cock. I hope it wasn‘t a disappointment for them.

At that point. I panicked a bit thinking that I might be accused of flashing at young girls. I dropped back down to hide myself. There was silence thereafter, so I think the girls must have realised they been rumbled and made a quick exit. Fortunately, there were no unpleasant recriminations from the girls’ parents.

Decades later, my wife and I had a middle aged lady as an overnight house guest. She was a friend of a friend, who my wife had offered to put while she was in our locality on business. I think I had met her only once before and knew her as an intelligent funny lady who’d taken up a professional career later in life after having a family.

In the morning, my wife got up first and left the bedroom door open. Owing to the size and shape of the room, I couldn’t see the open door from the bed. As I walked across the bedroom to the en suit bathroom, I paused to sort out the clothes that I’d discarded on a chair the previous night.

After I’d stood there naked for a while, I heard our lady visitor say rather pointedly “Good morning, Winston” in a clearly amused sort of voice. She had been standing in the doorway watching me pottering about the room in the nude.

I wish could say that l’d turned to face her full-frontal nude and confidently replied “good morning to you too.” If she was paying me the compliment of enjoying seeing me naked, the least I could have done was put on a good show for her. However, what I actually did was say “Oh hi” nervously as I quickly scurried away into the bathroom.

My confident extravert wife sometimes calls me an introverted exhibitionist or an exhibitionist introvert. She thought it was funny that the lady had seen me naked. Nudity is usually a joke for her. She quizzed me to find our how much of me the lady had seen, but unfortunately I wasn’t sure if she’d actually seen my cock. Over the years, my wife has been caught naked by members of the opposite sex a few times as she’s a bit of a nudist around the house, but being more shy it hasn’t happened to me so much. I think she enjoyed my embarrassment at the boot being on the other foot this time.