Sorry, one more that I’ve wanked to a lot over the years: we’re at a small party (lots of drinking involved) with 2 other couples and a single guy. The single guy has a reputation for having a massive dick.
One of the girls calls him out and says “I bet it’s not that big - prove it”. He says “I’m not getting it out, but I’ll go into another room and one of you can see it to prove it”. My wife gets picked at random to be the adjudicator (and seems embarrassed/excited by it”.
They both go into a different room and shut the door.
10 secs later (just so slightly longer than they should be in there) she comes out, red faces and says “yeah the rumours are true”, then tries to change the subject.
For the rest of the night she shows him slightly more attention, but tries to hide it and not make me jealous (which is exactly what she’s do in real life).
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