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Spa: Why don't we put you through our brief training course and then you can decide.
Me: Ok, but I'm interested only in female clients.
Spa: Almost all our clients are female.

After the training course with live female models.
Spa: You were great. All the female models love you. When can you start? We lost some of our masseurs because they got married and/or decided to change careers.
Me: I'm in law school right now and certainly could use some extra money.

Spa: Ok, it's a deal. At the spa we only officially offer waxing and/or massages. Anything more and it's strictly between consenting adults (wink, wink).
Me: It's a deal. I'll have to check my exam schedule and get back to you on a start date. I can only do this part-time with a flexible schedule as I have to keep up to date with my law school studies.