[shoventeur]

Went on a golf trip with three other buddies this summer. Golf Saturday, golf Sunday and come home Monday. One of the guys is married and his wife is unofficially considered "one of the guys". We are all in a 5-way text chat - the four of us guys and her. She wanted pics of us and wanted to know we were having fun.

And I know that breaks the rules of a guys weekend trip, but she was joking that we should go to a strip club - so she's pretty entertaining and passes the vibe checks. One of the guys in the group replied, "we're too tired from golf to move, but you can send nudes if you want." She gives the crying laughing emoji to that comment. And my buddy who's married to her with a "C'mon!!"

The chat went dead for two hours and then we all got an ass selfie from her around midnight. Total surprise. Our buddy married to her was very annoyed and mad at the guy who asked. And then he got on the phone to scold his wife. The rest of us went and jerked off to it.