[master_geppetto]

It’s that time of the year again— when even the most innocent girls get a little too excited to show off their festive costumes and end up putting too much on display. Perhaps it’s the anonymity of the holiday: “since I’m not myself for Halloween, I can act and do things I’d NEVER do myself.” Perhaps it’s just the unfamiliarity of wearing a different outfit: “how the hell do other girls wear this every day?! I can’t move without putting half my butt on display.” Either way, sometimes we get to learn more about these girls in one night (and certainly see more) than we would the entire rest of the year.

Here’s a thread dedicated to those girls who take it the extra mile on everyone’s favorite holiday.

This cute sorority girl dressed up as Alice from Alice in Wonderland for Halloween. Unfortunately, it appears that Alice left something quite important behind on her trip to Wonderland.

Gotta love college girls, right? Spending daddy's money to get an education only to spend their time parading around pantyless in a fraternity basement. They say experience is the best education; maybe this time she will learn that going commando at college parties is a recipe for disaster.

I truly wonder what she was thinking when she decided to forego wearing anything under that short costume. Maybe it was a surprise for her boyfriend? Maybe the risk of exposing herself to her friends and classmates excited her? Or maybe she was just running late to the party, just like the white rabbit in the story, and forgot something rather important. Regardless, the risk was not worth the reward now that more than just her peers will have intimate knowledge of her most intimate areas.

She could be making some sort of statement with her costume. Alice in Wonderland is a story about loss of innocence and transformation. Perhaps her lack of underwear is a statement about her own lost innocence and transformation into a college sl*t.

In my opinion, she got the costume all wrong. Alice is supposed to fall into the rabbit hole, not show off her own rabbit holes to all the pervy boys. If she continues acting this way, she should be less worried about the Queen of Hearts and more worried about a future involving a Queen of Spades.

If you look closely enough, you might be able to see her own Cheshire Cat giving you a slight grin. Her cat certainly has more fur than I expected from a college diva. Perhaps her furry kitty was more of a busy beaver in the days leading up to Halloween, giving her no time for proper hygiene. Either way, I think more than just rabbits and caterpillars found their way into that rabbit hole.

The story around campus is that later that night she completed the costume by shoving her own white rabbit vibrator down her rabbit hole. Now that's way more exciting than a tea party.