OK! so I got this idea for a movie, see. You saw 4 Brothers, right? Well this is called 4 Sisters. It's about these 4 Hollywood hos who do their thing 24/7. You know, like duis, getting arrested for drugs, covering themselves in tatoos, getting out of limos without underwear, having it off with strangers in rehab bathrooms, divorces, secret sex videos- you know the usual. So here's the deal. Seems that they are secretly mob hit women, AND they were all raised by a former glam queen turned foster parent who taught them everything they know. Now the sisters have got to be Drew Barrymore in the Mark Wahlberg role as the oldest and wisest. Then Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan. The mom can only be played by Cher. Well the mom gets knocked off by a drug kingpin, who was a mentor to the 4 sisters. I'm thinking Pam Anderson here. The 4 sisters return to the small town where they were raised - say Compton - and systematically destroy the town while they search for mom's killer. But here is the twist, they don't kill anybody. I mean no one. I'm just thinking outside the box here. Instead, they leave a trail of double amputees and paraplegics in their wake. Meanwhile the town chief of police is hot on their trail, but can't seem to connect them to the mayhem. We need someone with some real screen creds for this role. Say, Madonna? Then in the final scene - you know where Wahlberg and the kingpin have it out on the ice - I thought mud wrestling would work. Hell, we could through in a few pharmaceuticals and Pam and Drew would probably do it nude! I'm sure this will be a hit. A real mega money maker. Let me know if you would like to invest.
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