[Openyoureyez89]

I found a couple threads that had similar themes but not quite exactly. Just a thread to share funny stories that involve nudity and sexual situations. I’ll start with one but I have a few to share and look forward to reading others.

When I was 18 I went to my Greek friends house for a pool. Her best friend, Jenny was over. They were both also 18. A day with two young pretty girls in bikinis? Sign me up. It was sunny but not the warmest day so we went to the heater and tried to figure out how to turn it on. Suddenly Jenny screeched and ran back to our seats exclaiming there was a mouse. I looked around and sure enough found it, however it was dead. Probably killed by their cat. I got the heater working and we swam a bit but it took so long to heat up it was chilly and we decided to spend our day poolside rather than swimming.

After lunch Jenny laid on her stomach and undid her top to prevent tan lines. My girlfriend at the time gave me a “watch what I’m about to do” look. She crinkled her napkin up and tossed it onto Jenny’s back. “Here’s that dead mouse!” Obviously she would never have actually done that but Jenny’s instincts and extreme fear of mice kicked in before reason. She shrieked and stood up swiping and swatting at her back before realizing it was just a napkin. Then the reality set in that she had stood wearing only bikini bottoms, in front of her friend’s boyfriend, her b cup tits jiggling and swaying as she panicked. Her hands finally quickly went to her tits. She held them in hand bra fashion and began to laugh her ass off. My girlfriend already was. I was almost forcing laughter to hide how fucking horny I had become. All in all it was probably an 8 second show but it seemed to play out in slow motion and the view of her young puffy pink nipples is forever burned into my brain.