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Sometimes you only find out later, much later, what it was all about. I'd called to see an old Youth Club acquaintance. "His Fiance is here"! bawled his Victorian Mother as I entered. I stood in the Lounge Doorway just as this 18yo tall, chubby blonde rose from the sofa, the folds of her pleated green skirt cunningly gripped twixt her elbows and hips. She smiled as, momentarily, our eyes locked in the Mantlepiece mirror. Then I switched to view the spectacle. The hem of skirt right up around her waist. Big Arse. Tight, white nylon briefs. Suspenders. Sheer Nylons. Long, long tapering, fulsome thighs. Stilettos. "I'm NOT Engaged"! Fi bawled, pointing vigorously with her right index to the bare, spread fingers of her left hand. "OH ! It's unofficial" ! crooned the Dragon.

I sat beside her as the Parents dozed, her stocking tops casually revealed as she squashes me against the sofa arm. I flee to the loo ! On return, I sit the other side, twixt her and Pa. Now, I'm pursued right up against the other arm ! I put my arm around her and cup her left breast. She smiles. I untuck her white chiffon blouse, unclipping her bra as she turns towards me. I seize her tits in both hands, thumbing her nipples. She sighs. But the room has a flourescent light, and it illuminates some sparkling blotches on the decolletage of her rippling blouse. I slide my right hand under her suspender and scrabble at her mons. "Open your legs" ! I demand. She swivells her left leg wide, but as she lifts her foot, her metal-tipped heel snags the Nylon Carpet. BANG ! The shoe, torn from her foot, crashes to the floor. The Parents wake, and Tea is made. They doze, so she exits to the loo, asking me to walk her home. She returns (having removed what?), carrying a well-stuffed leather shopping bag "OK"? she mouths as I rise to escort her. The Dragon wakes, screaming at Pa to start the Car. "We are taking you home"! it cries. "NO" ! He is taking me"! Fi responds. "But it's raining"! is the answer. "I've got ALL the protection I need" she shouts, brandishing a brolly extracted from her bag. "HE is coming with ME"! Pa starts the car, Dragon goes up to the loo. Fi stands by the Piano, visibly comparing the bulge in my groin with her Rolled Gamp. "I live on Posh Road. You can take me all the way. Come inside" she implores.

Enter the Dragon, seizing Fi by the wrist and dragging her through the promptly slammed door. She urges Fi to "Get in the Car" whilst clinging onto the handle to prevent my egress. I manage to exit to the hallway, just as the Dragon drops the Yale Catch and slams the Front Door. She turns on the Porch, the skin ripped from her knuckles as she thrusts her hands through the letter-box and holds the door shut to prevent my passage. Eventually I lever the door, the Dragon clenching her fists in a "Boxers-Victory-Salute" over her head as Fi boards the car. As I duck past, she jabs her fingers viciously towards my eyes. But I escape, reaching the garden gate as the car reverses. Fi is sat with tears streaming down her face, hammering at the electrically locked passenger door. "You off" ? chants the Dragon, slamming both Porch and Front Doors as I stand coatless in the drizzle.

Fi could easily have got my address and written, but she didn't. The next time I saw her was over a year later, at her Wedding. But that is another story. And little did I know that since leaving school she had worked in an Office, paid Double Money from Petty Cash, as the Sexual Object of a rampant, perverted Area Manager. She was being used to boost his Sales Figures to get Promotion. So exactly with who, doing what, and how often, and how old they were, God only knows ! She even took in a Record Player to drown-out the noise ! There are some Tunes she simply could not stand. So no wonder she was so desperate to marry. Anybody who came along. But her "fiancee" was the "smallest rigged" bloke I ever saw ! Her thumb was actually bigger than his cock ! So there was never any chance of satisfaction for either of them! But at least she got pleasure from being asked to take care of Family Debt ! Sadly, after 60 years spent servicing Mankind, she has now passed away.