I went to a wedding of a family friend yesterday. Also invited to the wedding was a girl (woman now I guess) I dated for maybe six months in my early 20's. Her husband is apparently cousin's to our friend's new wife. Small world. In any case, she (my ex) got caught up with a fundamentalist Christian group shortly after we broke up. She went full send on this. She almost dresses Amish with full length plain dresses and all. The opposite of when I dated her. I should also say that I never brought her around my family and no one at this wedding knew that we had dated. In any case, they coincidentally ended up sitting at the table I was at for dinner. When guests were doing the thing to clink glasses for the bride and groom to kiss her husband started talking about how he and his wife shared their first kiss on the alter when they got married. I asked, "with each other or ever?" He said neither of them had even kissed anyone before and that they had both saved themselves for marriage. I just said, "Really?" and looked over at my ex who looked super uncomfortable maybe even scared. I decided to play around a little and started praising them saying how special that must have been and how rare it is now days. I said imagine two virgins fumbling through their wedding night... how sweet... I said that I was not that good... I laughed and said I probably have pictures to prove it floating around somewhere. My ex looked like she was going to throw up. Her husband said that was too bad and started preaching about redemption and said he would pray for me. I really believe he believes his wife was a virgin... She had been with at least a couple others before me and was pretty good with me.
It was a huge thrill for me knowing more about this guy's wife than him and knowing that I had fucked her all kinds of ways and he had no idea. Seeing her squirm was amusing. My wife asked me later what that was about and I told her I had dated her before her "conversion" she said I was an asshole but laughed.
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