[winston optic beer]

I am very careful.

One of the screens of my phone is a quite innocent photo of my wife in a short fitted pink dress. For some reason, multiple screen shots of this photo find their way into my photos.

Once I had to show a sales guy in a curtains and blinds shop a picture of our kitchen. When he caught sight of the little thumbnails, he jumped to the conclusion that the repeated images of my wife in pink were nudes.

The idiot blurted out "Oh! Look at all his naked women!"

There were two middle aged ladies near to me in the store who looked at me in absolute disgust. In their eyes, I was now some kind of dangerous pervert and there was nothing I could say to change that.