A long time ago, I had a neighbor who wanted to borrow a chainsaw from me to cut some branches that had fallen in his yard after a storm. One morning, before I left for work, I took the chainsaw over to him, and he invited me in for a quick cup of coffee. As I was talking to him in his kitchen, in walked his wife completely naked. She let out a scream and quickly darted out of the kitchen .The neighbor turned red in the face and apologized to me for his wife walking in like that. I found later from him that she had a habit of running around nude in the house if it was just the two of them at home. That had skipped his mind the morning he had me come in for a quick cup.
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