[fitne]

Shortly after I arrived, the bride appeared wearing a short black skirt and a white blouse. She recognized me right away.

Bride: Hey Fitne. Good to see you again. I think the last time I saw you was when we were kids in grade school.
Me: Yes, it's been a long time. You probably don't know this but I always had a crush for you.

Bride: Do you want to see more of me?
Me: Well, of course.

Bride: Ok, you can start with the great "unveiling".
Me: Ok, what do I do?

Bride: First, you can lift up my short skirt. I'm not wearing panties. Then you can get close and personal with my intimate parts.