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Before we got married my wife and I both played in a mixed field hockey team. One weekend we attended a tournament about 200 miles from home which meant travelling on the Friday, playing Saturday and Sunday before returning home. There were 12 of us (7 males, 5 females) in the minibus and as was tradition there was a fair bit of alcohol consumed in the first few hours which caused my then girlfriend to fall asleep in the seat beside me. As we were travelling along a busy section of the road she all of sudden sat up saying she was going to be sick and as we couldn't safely stop she was sick all down her front and bottom clothing. The driver managed to stop about a minute and a half later at the side of the road and she jumped out to save contaminating the bus. It was obvious she couldn't continue wearing what she had on and shouted one of the girls to get her shorts and hockey top out her kitbag. She then proceeded to strip off her top and trousers standing in bra and pants. Unfortunately (for her) it had penetrated both bra and pants and I am sure the car drivers were having an absolute wonderful view, as were all the occupants of our minibus watched her nakedness as off came the bra and pants sand on went the shorts and hockey shirt Unfortunately it was in the days before mobile phones so only firmly embedded in the memory banks. She was, and still, has never been able to live it down as we all worked for the same organisation and it certainly wasn't kept a secret. Oh happy days.