Quit nitpicking, I'm here for stimulation, not authenticity.
I broke my neck in a fall 2 years ago, I was confined to a bed and chair for 6 months, the insurance paid for 8 hours of caregiver per day. I didn't think I needed it, but it did give my wife a break. For the first couple of months I was sedated and in bed most of the time, the CG (caregiver) had to assist me to pee, she's reach down and put my dick in the "gravy boat", as I called it, at first, due to painkillers, I didn't feel a thing. But after a while, as my meds were reduced, I was definitely reacting. Most of the CG's had zero sex appeal, but one of them made jokes about my condition, that put me at ease, and I was getting real boners, which she joked about. "If you don't relax that thing I won't be able to get it in the gravy boat".
She never got me off, but one morning, before she got there, I finished off my wood, I cleaned up, but she still noticed. When she gave me my bed bath she had to comment, "pulling the pud this morning, I see", she made what was a bad situation a funny situation. I missed her when she rotated out in a few weeks.
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