[fitne]

Ok, I'm not a she or even trans but you might get a laugh or two from my tale of woe.

It was June and I found myself walking in a residential part of town. I desperately had to go but not a public washroom in sight. So, I went behind some bushes thinking it was safe to take care of business. Wouldn't you know it a young woman spotted me.

Young woman: What you doing?
Me: Nothing

Young woman: What's that in your hand?
Me: Nothing.

She was now walking closer.

Young woman: Do you need any help?
Me: No, all good.

Young woman: Do you want some Skittles?
Me: Sure ok. Just throw the bag over to me.