I drove right past there 2 years ago, thought about it, looked at my wife...and kept driving.
As much as she'll go completely naked at our resort and hang out comfortably, what you're describing would send her running to the nearest exit lol!
But I have to admit, going there (by myself) and being able to walk around enjoy the scenery and some interactive play...sounds like quite a bit of fun!
Maybe next year on a solo trip...
