[fitne]

The following story is one of these life lessons.

There was a nudist resort near the city where I used to live years ago. They posted an ad for an "open house" that weekend. Females were obviously welcome but males had to be accompanied by a female.

I was in-between girlfriends at that time so I called a female acquaintance from high school. She said she would love to go.

When we drove up to the gate we were told that males were required to go full monty but females were not.
So, I strip down to full monty but noticed my female acquaintance was still fully clothed. I asked: "Aren't you going to strip down?" She answered: "Nope".