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1 A girl I worked with called Yvonne. Simply a stunning curvy blonde. Think of Olivia Newton John at the end of Grease, and that's Yvonne. Had a heavy petting session one night after a day out at the Races, but we got interrupted by her daughter collecting her from the nightclub.

2 An ebony lady called Kelly I met in Ladysmith in South Africa. A local lady, she was simply the most stunning looking woman I've ever seen. She simply glowed, and lit up a room with her smile. Lithe, leggy, dry witted and immaculately dressed. An absolute jawbreaker, when she stretched or bent over.

3, Sarah. Also an ex-colleague, A ginger Brigit Bardot. More curves than a grand prix circuit. Curves everywhere. Large pouting lips. Cracking boobs. Clinging tops, tight skirts, and a filthy mind.