06-28-2024, 08:05 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Sep 2018
Posts: 10,680
Thanks: 3,119
Thanked 472,293 Times in 10,815 Posts
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The look says it all
1 - Guy - That dude in front of me has got the smallest pecker I've ever seen. Girl - Not like yours honey. I love looking at it.
2 - Girl on left - Do you think I can get my bikini top any lower without showing my tits? Girl on right - Definitely not.
3 - Lady - Do you think we should be masturbating in public? Man - It's fine!
4 - Guy - I thought I'd get hard on a nude beach. Girl - Don't worry, my tits will get you hard later.
5 - Guy - I wish that was my cock in your mouth. Girl - I know you do.
6 - Girl - Is my ass still making it bigger. Guy - It certainly is!
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