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I'll just say at the start: sorry I don't have any photos of these events! Three different events, I will tell each in a separate post. First: the Naked Disco! This was maybe 15 years ago when we were mid to late 30s.

The first naked event that Jane and I went to was a Naked Disco. I had read about it online and Jane agreed to give it a try.

There was a changing area, you stripped off, put your clothes in a bag and it was sealed and tagged, and you were given the corresponding number tag.

We headed out into the club area. It was dark. Mostly guys, but some women. We got a drink and a couple of ultra nerdy guys came and tried to chat to Jane at the bar.

We went back and had a dance. One guy was masturbating in the shadows. Jane wasn't too bothered!

There was a fetish act. A woman wearing metal underwear, who then used an angle grinder against it to shoot sparks. Quite a bizarre interlude!

Quite a few new people appeared on the dance floor for that bit. We got chatting to another couple who told us that people had been upstairs in the "anything goes" area. Jane wasn't up for that, at that time, so we didn't explore it. But the couple stayed in the disco area, we danced with them and had a great time.

Then it was time to go, they left at the same time. We headed back to the reception area, collected our bags of clothes and then headed up a steep staircase back to the changing area. The other woman was immediately in front of me and I got to follow her (as he had with Jane- neither of us were stupid!) with my head inches from her rounded bum. Mmmm!!!!

Then we had to all get dressed in the quite small changing area, and so I got the pleasure of watching her do a reverse striptease.

We got a cab together and dropped them off on the way to our hotel. Nothing more happened. But I did get her name. She is a successful academic scientist so every now and then I Google her, see another article about her and think "I've danced with you naked!"