Just a simple one: My wife's best friend was over the other day wearing a skirt. It was probably the third time seeing her in a skirt in the 10 years that I have known her. The previous two times, she was wearing shorts under her skirt, so I assumed she was this time, too.
I was feeling faint, so I laid down on the floor in front of her. Not to look up her skirt, but because I was really feeling faint.
As I was about to get up, I told myself to guess which color shorts she was wearing this time. I noticed that her legs were spread open, and no shorts, so I looked anyway...she was wearing actual very basic white panties!
She caught me looking, quickly closed her legs, then stood up a moment later, but opening her legs wide to get her balance before standing up.
My wife was glaring at me because I think she thought that I intentionally put myself on the floor to look up her skirt when that wasn't true at all. I really was about to faint, and I just happened to catch her undies on the way up.
It may be another ten years before she wears a skirt again...or she might wear one again the next time I see her. (She used to wear many layers, then one time I made some joke about wearing white t shirts with bright bras underneath, and her friend started doing exactly that...so now 1/2 the time we see her, she is in white tank tops with brightly colored bras underneath!)
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