This has happened more times than I can remember, it was not uncommon for my wife to walk around the house in the nude. My wife didn't like to wear that many clothes, if she could run around in just a robe all the time, she would. This one weekend we were at a campgrounds with some friends & the trailer we owned the shower is kind of small, so the wife used the one at the campgrounds. She waited till late evening & asked me to walk her down to the showers, about 100 yards away from our camp. The way the showers are setup is, you strip & put all your stuff in this one area & then you enter a stall to take your shower. While she was in the shower I snuck in & stole everything but her hair towel, which is about 3 foot long 2 foot wide & went back to camp. About a half hour, 45 minutes later she came strolling up to camp while we're all sitting around the campfire. She's got one hand holding the towel around her waste, her arm covering her chest, everyone's laughing & she throws her towel at me, calls me an ass & goes in the trailer. About 20 minutes later she comes back out & swears payback is a b***h. LOL
One other time was when we were out driving around on some dark back country roads & I got her to strip naked in the passenger seat & throw her clothes in the back seat. We weren't doing anything wrong but we weren't paying attention to our surroundings neither. All the sudden some headlights come on right behind us & then red & blue lights, a cop snuck up behind us. I pulled over & she's freaking out cause she's naked in the passenger seat & can't reach her clothes because of the seatbelt. The cop walks up to my window & ask for my license, insurance & registration. Then he shines the flashlight on the wife & they know each other, went to school with her, gotta love them small towns. He asked her if there's a good reason why she's not wearing any clothes? She said no & wanted to crawl under the seat covers cause he's got the flashlight lit up on her completely nude body. I told the officer she lost a bet & was paying it off. The cop ran my paperwork & told my wife she probably shouldn't bet no more & that she should get dressed before we go any further. The cop told us to have a good night & told the wife no more public nudity. He stood there while she got dressed to make sure she did & I asked the cop if he had an extra pair of handcuffs I could borrow? He just laughed & said GO HOME, LOL Funny thing is, the wife said this cop when he was in school had the hots for her & always hit on her & every chance he could he tried looking up her dress. I told her, well he don't have to imagine what was up that dress anymore, LOL
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