Friend's mom
Middle of the summer in 2015. Every afternoon that summer I would go over to my friend's house while his parents were at work. I would ride my bike over there and just use the garage door code and let myself in and go downstairs were my friend was usually playing video games or sleeping.
I do this exact thing on a Friday in July. I open the garage to let myself in. I see his mom's car in the garage, which was different. I go inside the house and hear music blasting. I slowly walk into the mud room / laundry room. I keep walking and I see my friend's mom vacuuming while in her underwear - thong satin panties, satin bra and heels - and rocking out to Whitney Houston.
I stand and stare for a while. Her back is towards me and she doesn't know I'm there. I'm mostly frozen in shock. She's half-dancing while vacuuming. I wonder if I should leave or keep watching. Then she turns around, sees me standing there, and screams her head off. Then she starts telling at me and asking what I'm doing there before she storms off to her room. I remember her high heels clanking against the floor when she walked upstairs.
Apparently the parents had a Friday wedding they were attending and my friend and his brother were staying with their grandparents. She comes back in sweatpants and a t-shirt and continues to yell at me. She calls me a disrespectful little shit and basically banned me from her house. The ban was only supposed to be for the rest of the summer. But I never felt like going over there after that and my friend and I drifted apart and started hanging out with other people.
I always had mixed feelings about this moment. But it was unforgettable seeing my friend's mom in lingerie swaying her ass back and forth and vacuuming for about a minute.
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