The ugly friend
When we were young and clubbing, we did pretty well when it came to the end of the night we would regularly extend the night with a few hot girls coming home with us.
I had one friend, you know the type, super buff good looking, could sell block ice to an Eskimo, and he would get a blow job in the parking lot half way through the night then take a different one home at the end of the night….
I was often left with the not so hot friend of the one he took home, making small talk to pass time, while she looked at me with puppy eyes and wondered why I wasn’t making a move on her….
On more than a few occasions over the years I would decide “ah what the hell I have a couple hours to kill here I’ll take one for the team” and would bang the friend.
Other times ya just couldn’t do it no matter how drunk you were.
Who knows maybe she was thinking the same thing about me. Haha
Regardless, I Had some pretty good sex sometimes. The ugly friend had something to prove… and wanted me to spread the word…
I would deny deny deny come morning.
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