I went out with a playful girlfriend that did nothing but tell me Naughty Poems and plenty of them!
It's funny that I still remember many of them today, but she told me that's what the girls did at work saying or making up these things!
There once was a Young Soldier from Bates that went out on a pair of skates!
He fall on his Cutlass, that rendered him Nut less and practically useless on Dates~!
More to come if this is Ok?