My friends were getting divorced. I went to see the wife to hang out and chat, given we had been friends for 20 years. She said, "God, I have to get this divorced finalized quickly. I have a list of 10 guys I am going to fuck the day I sign those papers. If you weren't married, you'd be near the top of that list. God, I love men so much and their dicks." This friend was, I thought, rather conservative sexually. They ended up not getting divorced, though.
My mother in law, who is a very conservative alt right religious type, overheard me say, "Well, the primary purpose of sex is to reproduce and save our species," then from another room, I heard her say, rather upset, "No, sex is really fun. You can have a lot of fun having sex. I have had fun in so many places having sex!" Hearing an ultra conservative 70yo say that in front of extended family was interesting to say the least!
My fun sister in law (not my wife's sister) said to me while we were doing dishes on a trip, "Her brother [my wife's brother] is such a freak in bed. He won't let me talk about it to anyone, but I am hoping he will let me share all the details with you. He's such a freak. I just can't keep it to myself any more." She has yet to tell me, and it's been almost 10 years now. I bring it up to her from time to time, and her smile is just enormous.
30-ish years ago while working retail, these girls were talking and giggling about sex (many were still virgins but wouldn't admit it because they were basically college age), and it was obvious that they were making things up. One of the older women employees was standing there, and she said, "My husband's cock tears me up inside every time. It's not good sex until I feel the pain of him ripping my pussy to shreds." That ended the sex talk at work forever. The girls were so shocked, they didn't know what to say.
My best platonic female friend just after high school was telling me about having friends at her apartment pool when her bikini top came up and she was slow putting it down because she said it was fun seeing the guys stare. She said, "But if you were there, I would have been pissed if you looked," which made me feel bad, but then she said, "Damn, as soon as you leave, I am going to masturbate for like an hour thinking about it, though." Later that night I asked her if she masturbated after I left, and she said, "Like I would tell you, but, yes, I think I am good for a day or two."
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