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Many, many years ago I was working in a School. Due to Staff Absence, I got "subbed" to take a Senior Girls Sports Class. Hockey. Afterwards, they had to shower. But I could NOT enter the Girls Changing Room to enforce/check ! She came to my rescue. The Schools Victrix Ludorum, soon to be a Very Famous Page 3 Girl. "Go and Shower", she called waving to me from the Doorway, "or Sir will have to come in and sort you out !" "Thanks!" I call, relieved as I walked.

A few years later, I'm called down to the Office to collect some Duplicating Work, Suddenly, she's right there, standing right beside me, reaching for my elbow. "How are you? " she asks, smiling brightly. "Are you making it Pay? " I ask, surveying her mini-skirted figure. "Oh YES!" she simpers as our eyes lock. I'm called to collect my paperwork, so I never, ever, saw her in the flesh again. On Paper. On Film. On TV. In the News. YES !!