[winston optic beer]

When I was a college, my then girlfriend spent a lot of time at my room. One time, she was standing at the washbasin in the room stripped to waist having a wash, when my friend walked in to ask me something.

She turned to face him and glared as if annoyed at the invasion of her privacy. Most guys would said sorry and turned away. He carried talking, all the time staring at her tits. Granted, were nice pert small boobs, but I’d have thought a quick look would have sufficed.

I was puzzled that my girlfriend appeared so angry. She wasn’t usually shy about nudity. Later she said, “His problem is he’s trying to work out if he’s gay.” It turned out she was spot on about that. Eventually, he came out.

He must have been weighing up whether my girlfriend’s tits did anything for him. I guess she was peeved that they didn’t - an unwelcome first for her.