My elderly neighbour, now sadly passed, was also a good friend and drinking buddy over many years.
I didn't need to show him my wife's pics because she got in first. She was proud of her professionally taken nudes and showed him a few of them on her phone in our local.
He couldn't believe how much she was showing in the pics. After a couple of minutes, he asked her if he could see them again. He studied them for a while and then said something along the lines of "Yes, Dear. You are naked."
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