One of the times this happened, I wasn't especially proud of it. My wife's friend Cheryl and her husband were staying with us for a weekend. They tended to drink a little heavily and sure enough by 9:00 they were ready to pass out and they went to bed. My wife goes to bed earlier than I do, so this night I was in my usual routine, I sit on the patio with a glass of wine and read a book until I get sleepy.
I hear the glass door behind me open and close, I hear Cheryl slurring, "what cha' doin', reading a book?" She then plops down in the chair in front of me, stark naked, she doesn't seem to be aware of it either, She used to be a nice looking lady, but the years of alcohol abuse put on about 15 pounds and she was a sloppy drunk. She tells me she likes to read romance novels while she plays with her pussy, and starts to demonstrate.
That was enough for me, this isn't a good look at all, so I tell her I was just going to bed and I'll help her get to her room. So I guided naked Cheryl back to her room, her husband is snoring like a train, got her to get in bed, covered her up and went to bed.
Unfortunately, my wife is a light sleeper and asked me who I was talking to, "drunk naked Cheryl". She just said "your lucky night", rolled over and went back to sleep. I had nightmares of being eaten by some hairy creature.
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