One particular Army buddy knows I have seen his wife naked before, but not about this particular story. One morning after physical training, he asked me to swing by his house and pick up something he'd left and needed for work since he wasn't allowed to leave. I was right beside him in the parking lot when he called his wife to give her heads up that I was on the way and why and we both heard her say "okay I'll be up stairs in the shower, tell him (me) to lock the door on my way out." I get to the house, close the door, get what I came for and turn to head out. Before I can get out of the living room and leave, down the stairs walks his wife totally butt ass naked. She turned bright red and goes "Oh hey, he (my friend) didn't tell me that you were coming over, otherwise I would would have put on clothes." She then goes "oh well, it's his fault for not telling me so now his punishment is you getting to see me naked." She spun around making no effort to cover herself, asked me if I had what I needed and then asked me not to tell him about this and then slowly walked back up stairs. I split and to this day I think even though she was genuinely embarrassed about walking downstairs naked, that she did it on purpose to; either tease me, torture my friend or she just wanted me to see her naked for some reason.
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