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Originally Posted by nigbo
My missus broke her wrist a few years back and then during physio snapped a tendon in her thumb - so had to have an op on her wrist / thumb and had to sleep in the spare bed with her arm hung up from the door in a plaster cast. She had to have very strong pain killers during this episode which lasted about 10 days. When my mate heard this, he said I wish I could see how she did that - I can't picture it - must have been very awkward sleeping like that.
I actually took a flash picture of her doing this - her tits fully exposed - she never even noticed she was in such a deep sleep. She never knew about the pic - she's quite a prude in that way - she has to be in the 'mood' for any sexual play antics.
A few months later - my mate was round with his wife and the wrist subject came up during a few drinks- I had completely forgotten about the picture - so I took him upstairs to my office computer and showed him the pic - sworn to secrecy - she would have killed us both if she knew he was looking at her superb tits (large nipples). To say he was gobsmacked was an understatement !! I deleted the pic in front of him - with the words - 'This never existed - right !?'
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It is 12 years since this previous post and my m8 I referred to has moved house and is quite a way away - too far to make any frequent visits - so we mainly converse by phone. Sadly his wife has become almost agoraphobic, her health is not the best and she has withdrawn into her shell and spends half her time in bed feeling very sorry for herself and gives my m8 quite a hard time with her selfishness. Any form of nooky / sex has apparently been off the menu for quite a few years now and his usual cheerful self has become quite depressed and despondent with his lot in life and is nearing an op on his hip - replacing one done 20 years ag that is failing & is also down for a new knee soon after when he is fit enough.
I thought he really needs cheering up. He's always fancied my wife & flirted with her, so I cut down about 3 hours of various videos of me & my missus made over the years into a 20 minute video of the better bits.
He rang me last week , so I said to him I will ring you back with a whatsapp video call. He's not remotely techie - so I had to explain all it entailed to him.
I rang him and after some fumbling and cussing he finally got the video call up and working on his iphone. I then explained to him I was going to switch the view from my face to see just my computer screen - where I have a treat for you - and proceeded to run the 20 minute video of me & the missus.
From an initial 'Oh my god!' exclamation - he went very quiet apart from the odd quip for the full 20 minutes.
He said to me at the end he has never seen anything like it before and wanted to buy my computer !! and could I send a copy.
I had to explain to him it was too big size-wise to send to him, and I wouldn't anyway since he is so techie naive, his wife would no doubt come across it and we would all be screwed !!
Half an hour later, he rang me back. This is how techie naive he is - asking where he can find what he has just watched on his iphone - he'd spent the last half hour trying to find it to watch again !!
It looks like I may have to do some serious resizing / editing to obliterate identities in the video and send him some snippets to hide on his phone to keep him happy when he is feeling down.
He's ringing me Friday for another re-run of the full video!!
At least my m8 sounds happy again.