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Old 12-26-2004, 01:37 AM
kopema kopema is offline
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Default How about hypnosis?

Have the Webcam on you from the point of view of your monitor. You are Web surfing and see a pop-up ad for a “Hypnosis Guaranteed” Website. You have a habit of talking to yourself all the time (luckily for the viewers, as it helps let them know what’s going on), and you want to break yourself of that.

You try to log on, but it asks you for credit card info. You fire off a scathing email to the proprietor accusing him of fraud and saying you’d never pay money if the charlatan couldn’t prove that he can hypnotize anyone. (Speaking out loud as you type of course.)

A strobe or colored light hits your face; you shake your head, and type back “What the heck was that supposed to prove?…” (Reading the screen) “Take off my what? How dare you!! Are you out of your mind?” Then you realize that you are stripping naked!

“Activate my Webcam?? No way!” You try to stop your hand but it reaches out to the keyboard to push the ‘send’ button. You squeal “No! Don’t look at this.” As you finish removing your clothes.

(Talking out loud to yourself again.) “I can’t believe you’re stripping me naked like this! This is so embarrassing!”

“Please, please let me stop. Look; I’ll do anything you want!” (Reading the screen) “What do you mean, you know I will?”

“’Get turned on’? What? You’re completely humiliating me; you can’t just order me to… Ooh, ooo” (surprised, breathless, eyes widen, rubbing thighs) “OH, I – I guess you can do that….”

You plead that you understand hypnosis works and he’s the best hypnotist in the world, but the ‘lesson’ continues. You jiggle your tits, jump up and down, act like a chicken, etc. This can continue to more levels of humiliation until the insulted hypnotist is finally “satisfied” that you will be nice from now on.
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