Our late flight home was cancelled, so the airline put us in a Holiday Inn near the airport and gave us some meal coupons. The only thing open in the area was a pizza place that delivered, we ordered one, they said it would be at least a half hour. My wife said she was going to take a shower, I was going across the parking lot to a liquor store for a bottle of wine.
I got back in less than 20 minutes, walked into the motel room, there was my wife, in just her panties with a towel on her head, she was eating pizza withe the delivery guy, a short bald headed guy who looked like Danny Devito, he had a huge smile on his face. He was the owner of the pizza place, he delivered the pie himself. My wife thought it was me knocking, she was too tired to care if she was almost naked, she invited him in to help us eat the very large pizza. He ate his piece and left, no charge, but it was free anyway since I had the airline coupons.
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