[Crewman7]

Apologies if some of these have been posted before.

Actually this subject reminds me of a babe in my office who recounted to me what happened when she first went water skiing. She wore a tie bikini, managed to get upright on the skis then immediately fell off! She forgot the crucial advice to let go of the tow rope, her bikini top came off as she was towed at speed through the water and was totally lost!

Best of all she had walked to the boat jetty from her apartment in just her bikini, meaning the return walk was just in her tie bikini bottoms.