Thank you Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters
There seem to be a lot of songs that refer to the subject -"Pictures of Lily" etc but my favourite was "The w*nker's song" by Ivor Biggun. He mentions "a quick one off the wrist" as well as "pulling my pud"
I have used this in my little topical nursery rhyme concerning the latest F1 scandal:
Little Christian Horner
Sat in a corner
Pulling his pud (not a pie!)
He tugged at his bone
As he text on his phone
And said "what a bad boy am I. "
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