I used to date this girl, one day she called me to meet up with her at a cafe before we go out. I went to the cafe and she was with her brother and his wife. I thought it'd be impolite to just get her and leave, so I sat there a bit and made small talk. I found out that they just got married a few months ago and they met each other at the local church because they were such "goody goody couple" (their words, not mine). My ex made fun of them and told them they should live a little. I was just nodding along. Then as we finally left the cafe my ex asked me why I looked distracted and I told her that I felt like I've seen her brother's wife before but I didn't know where from.
A few days later, I remembered. She was the stripper for my friend's bachelor's party a few weeks before. She sucked a few dicks that night (not mine). So much being a goody goody girl. I didn't dare telling my ex about it.
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