I have a complete copy of ASN. I use GrepWin to find amusing stories.
You're possibly thinking of "Payne" Capital? It's a long story, in 19 parts, that I haven't read.
It's too long to paste into a message, so I have uploaded a TXT file. All copyright resides with the author "paynecapitalvc".
P.S., as a bonus I've included the original feedback supplied to the author in 2013
