Even though I'm outside the normal, sub 30's demographic of Tender, I I use it at least weekly, when I am interested in some sex that is likely to be 1x. The occasional woman, like a 50 year old red headed divorcee, wound up being a regular partner during Covid, most were 1 night stands, or 2-3 dates, and done. Durung Covid the usual protocol was to meet virtually, for getting to know you stuff. usually by Zoom. I had a business version, so "meetings" of an hour or more were private, and could be recorded. As it was Tinder, the zoom call usually got naked quickly, with us getting off for each other. Usually you waited until a person had been quarteened for 2 weeks after you first met. So there was lots of Tinder dates that were totally virtual: meet, masturbate, hang up, never meeting I would usually try to have 2 of these dates each week on nights I checked in (8, 10 and 12 pm). Cumming with 3 ladies per night.
2 days per week, without even having to buy them coffee. Not a bad solution to normal sex being harder to find.
Fot a couple of years, mid Covid, with a certain number 9f regulars and non regular repeats, I was "with" 15 women a week. Of course, with about 1/10, you want to fuck for real, so you make sure you stay in doors, so you don't get covid, wait 3 weeks, then have your date..
I'm out if the normal Tinder demographic, >60, so on most days, I get onlu some interest, but nothing like the amound of just post college crowd gets.. but 1x, 2x a week I get reliably laid, with most of them being satisfying.
Over the last couple of years , I'm seeing the occasional over 40, 50, even 60 years. Most are misinformed, thinking Tinder is a normal dating site, instead of Tinder, the let's have coffee and go fuck site. You explain the differences and many just log off, but I dud a 68 years old screamer just last week..
The other thing I know about Twitter is that you should swipe right with every girl, not just the 8-10's. The others are honey too, are more grateful for the attention, often much better fucks and often kinkier. The single best fuck I had, was a slightly pudgy 19 year coed (interested in guys of any age), in face she was ordinary, body was pudgy, tits drooped, flat nopples. if she wasn't open to older guys, you might sleep with your hand on your cock.
She was, a best a 5, at a bar you might not even talk to her, much less hit on her. We got through the preliminaries, my age was acknowledged, turns out she was trying to " fuck em all...12-100" (she had accumulated 46 if the ninety ages, and needed a 56 year old so she swiped right for me)
However, from the first kiss, quick and lively, and untiring tongue, to her tits, a bit saggy, bur really sensitive nipples, she came from just sucking on her nipples, long before a had my hand was on her pussy, to her pussy, a dimpled (kethole) opening, that welcomed licking, sucking, fingering fucking (doggy presered), or got got to her ass, whick she was even fingering it herself, and so wet generally that lube wasn't required.
After kissing, and sucking nipples got her off, she sucked me, with good hand and tongue action, swallowing the whole load, then we got into fucking...missionary, cow girl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, ass...we did it all, with her cumming in each. During all of this, I came 2x, but we never uncoupled, I got hard again during a soft fuckin post cumming reverse cowgirl ride.
After some cuddling, she told me she likes to jill off while watching the guy jack. She put on quite a show, 1 singer, 2 fingers, three, vib, magic want... is was squishing and leaving a puddle on the sheet. I came on her face and tits, then fed it to her.
Then after resting, she wanted it in her ass, heels behind her head, directly after fucking her squishing pussy to an orgasm. She came several times that way.
All in all one of the best, nastiest, most satisfying fucks of my life, all on a Tinder date that cost me $2.35 for coffee and a brownie.
I just hope she doesn' kill some guy who is on the high age number scale, fucking her was strenuous, although she has had the 78 and 94 year olds, just blow jobs and fingering, as they had performance issues. I'm sure going to look her up my next birthday..
so, don't forget to swipe right on the plain Jane's or older ladies.
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